It could happen to any of us. You’re walking around, whistling in the breeze with your gal, and wham! Your loved one’s arm is pinned between two immovable objects. There’s no one to call and nowhere to go. Without turning green and developing Lou Ferrigno’s mass, you can’t get her free.
But you have a Swiss army knife and a sinister grin. Time for primal surgery.
If you get sweaty palms deboning a chicken, you may not be ready just yet.
Grab a notepad and a bottle of Scotch and head to YouTube for a few useful “how to” videos on amputation.
Even with eye bleach, you can never “unsee” amateur amputations, but at least you’ll be somewhat prepared when you have to do this dirty deed.
Also knowing the right way to bandage the wound is very important.