The headline blazed across the Drudge Report today, “’Leftist Fight Club’ trains students to beat up Republicans.”
A student group at the University of Central Florida, “Knights for Socialism” held an event to teach leftist snowflakes how to “Protect yourself” from the Alt-Right “menace.”
The event called “Bash the Fash” was put together “in response to the record number of hate crimes against Latinos, Immigrants, Muslims, Women, the LGBTQIA+ community (this author has no clue what those extra letters mean), Jews, African Americans and other minorities since the rise of Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis.”
The group’s Chairman, Dylan Tyer, of course provided no facts to back up his statement above.
However, they did bring in an amateur boxer from Florida to teach them how to punch their way out of a wet paper sack.
Following instruction from the boxer, clinic attendees were encouraged to spar with each other.
According to an anonymous source, the class took a turn for the worse when a three hundred pound, very angry lesbian then proceeded to strip down to a pair of boxers shorts and beat the daylights out of Dylan and other male attendees until campus police broke up the melee.
[Okay, so the lesbian hulk story isn’t true but I’m practicing for my interview with CNN’s newsroom].
The event initially excluded Republicans but according to the Knights of Socialism’s Facebook page, a “bonafide white nationalist Republican” showed up and attended the event.
This student group learning how to fight isn’t the first report of violence preparation coming from the left.
Shortly following the election of Donald Trump, reports emerged of liberals rushing to gun stores to buy weapons along with a new interest from the left in stockpiling food and other supplies.
A Facebook group created in December called “Liberal Preppers” was started to “discuss learn and share” prepping techniques. The group quickly grew a small following, but their posts so far are on free access to art in Chicago and how to repurpose an old window to display family photos – yeah, no joke.
Judging by the their efforts so far, it appears those alt-leftists who are preparing for a fight will take a bit longer before they pose a threat to everyday Americans.
Sadly, they are also proving that in the event they actually had to rely on themselves for defense, food, and shelter in the event of a disaster . . . they’re screwed.