An Announcement for America: Joe Dirt’s Real Mamma Found!

Yeah, we couldn’t resist posting this for our readers.

It appears that Joe Dirt (or Dirté) has finally found his biological mother . . . her name is Carla and she has “an announcement for America.”

After watching the video, if you happen to come across Carla in the wild, readers are encouraged to place a McRib on the ground and walk away slowly.

Also, for the sake of liability to Liberty News Now, we DO NOT advocate traveling to the Dorset McDonalds to throat-punch Charlene.

Thank you.