Number 18 – Cows
Red meat has been “linked” to cancer and earthy-types are way too obsessed with colon health, which they claim is linked to the ingestion of red meats in particular. With ObamaCare informing medical coverage as a whole, be on the lookout for cancer being called words like, “preventable” and eating red meat making it all your fault. Cows will be labeled carcinogens and pulled from the market entirely. But maybe Obama will just do it because it could make Hindi people uncomfortable. Wouldn’t want that!